DHS - Citizens of Hollywood

Dorma was so much fun that day, putting up with me following her around whenever she came onstage. The restraining order will run out any day now.


Relaxed
 
Some time ago, I posted a photo of Dara Vamp kissing Oscar Meyerwiener. I've decided to post several more photos taken before, during and after the prolonged osculation, along with parts of the story that I either recalled or extrapolated from the photos. Here's the first, after Oscar made a disparaging remark, probably something like "Who would want to kiss her?" In this photo, Dara is starting to think of retaliatory actions.


It's Payback Time
 
Oscar and Dara have been lip-locked for all of nine seconds (is that all???) and Oscar is starting to enjoy himself. This reminds me of something Groucho Marx said in A Day at the Races when he was in a similar position: "If I was any closer, I'd be behind you."


Get Just A Little Bit Closer
 
Dara and Oscar have finallly been pried apart. According to my EXIF data, the kiss only lasted 16 seconds, but for those of us who saw it in person, it was like a car crash - everything slowed down and seemed to take much longer than it actualy did.


Finally, It's Over
 
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