DHS - Citizens of Hollywood

Ready Freddy Fiddlesticks: Not dressed up and everywhere to go.


Freddy's Ready

 

Juan Scenario is happy because he can sit in a chair in the middle of Sunset Boulevard without having to worry about getting run over by a truck.


Happy Guy

 

Sonny Burbank was trying to get a date with Evie Starlight. He was asking people in the crowd for things he could do to impress her. After each suggestion, he would act it out, then act out ALL of the suggestions he had received so far. He ended up geting 10 or 15 suggestions. It was a great feat of both physical comedy and short-term memory.


Best Foot Forward

 

No teeth = no cavities!


Look Mom, No Cavities

 

OK, Vladimir, I've done what you asked. Can I put my arms down now?


Ta-daaa?

 

I wish I could remember what Chloe, Juan and Flora found so funny.


That's a Good One

 

Jack Diamond showing off his personalized folding table.


Smooth Diamond

 

Now presenting the ever-excitable Flora Fiera.


Fiery Flower

 

What do Hollywood film stars do more than anything? Sit and wait.


Diamond and Flower

 

One day, during the Funniest Citizen of Hollywood Contest 1947, something strange happened between Dara Vamp and Oscar Meyerwiener. I wish I could remember waht it was, but my photos show some interesting give-and-take between the two of them. Suddenly, Dara moves to one side with a determined look on her face. Oscar is quaking with fear. Then Dara lays a big wet kiss on Oscar. He's reticent at first then embraces Dara. Other Citizens surround them, saying things like "Move along, there's nothing to see here." After what seems like an eternity, they break apart, gasping for breath.

I'm glad I was there to see it.


Mega-Snog

 

Stone Granite, the ever-smiling leading man.


Big Smile for the Camera

 

Beau Wrangler is a highly capable multitasker. Here he shows how he can stand up and twirl a lariat at the same time.


The Man of Your Dreams

 

There were rumors in October 2018 that Dorma Nesmond was being laid off and her last day was imminent. I basically stalked her every time we were both in DHS. She was a good sport about it.


Living in the Past

 

Evie Starlight's joke during the Funniest Citizen of Hollywood Contest 1947 just fell flat. She's disappointed about that.


The Face of Disappointment

 

It's another Face of Evie.


I Can't Believe This Guy

 

Beau is thinking really hard, trying to come up with something to convince Evie to go on a date with him. You can almost see the smoke coming out of his ears.


What Would Impress Her?

 

Beau succeeded in getting his date, but I think Evie did it just to shut him up.


Mixed Feelings

 

Beau could learn a thing or two from Jack Diamond about how to impress Evie.


You Old Smoothie

 

Dorma Nesmond is showing Buddy Flowers all of the Hollywood hot spots.


Out For A Spin