DHS - Citizens of Hollywood

Dara Vamp was another victim of the Great Hollywood Purge of 2018. She will be missed.


Thank You, Thank You

 

It's great that Dorma and Dara both put in appearances in October, 2018. Here's an oldie of Paige and Dorma.


No, Not Now!

 

Zeke has two cans. Sparky has a toucan. Is it any wonder that Hollywood Public Works only fulfills the first two words of its name?


Two Cans and a Toucan

 

Batty Shambles does everything with enthusiasm, even if it's just driving the KPUT radio truck.


Uncurbed Enthusiasm

 

No, that's Officer Percival Peabody who drives a DME bus when he's on vacation from the Hollywood PD.

 

You've seen her, you've heard her. A silent photo is better than listening to her words.

Despite that, it's fun to listen to her jokes in the Funniest Citizen of Hollywood contest.


Did I Win?

 

Poor Sparky. It seems like he's always at the bottom of the hill that the s**t rolls down.


Lost His Spark

 

Driving in Hollywood can be dangerous, especially when there are two starlets in the car.


Road Rage

 

After recovering from their near-miss, Evie and Mimi were in great spirits. As one of them said, "The bigger the camera, the bigger the smile!"


Out for a Drive

 

Officer Prime Brody has done something to upset the rest of the Hollywood Holiday Glee Club. But darned if he knows what it was!


What Did I Do Wrong?

 

Dorma Nesmond is not particularly a fan of Christmas trees. Paige Turner, on the other hand, loves them and gives CPR to dying trees.


Time to Dispose of the Tree

 

Every day of the year is a good day to make Christmas cookies, according to Betty Shambles.


Get 'Em While They're Hot

 

When the latest health scare has you down, when the store is out of toilet paper, when your favorite sport is not on TV, all you can do is smile.


Keep Smiling

 

Boss Billy Pail issues a warnig regarding the dangerous chemical in the spray can (pure dihydrogen monoxide). Meanwhile, Sparky looks on, enthralled.


Don't Try This At Home, Kids

 

Old actors never die - they just keep making curtain calls.


Golden Oldie

 

As they say, "The bigger the lens, the bigger the smile."


A Lovely Smile

 

Some more more highjinks with the Hollywood Public Works.


Give and Get

 

Paige Turner - Assistant to the Stars.


Turn the Paige

 

If you've seen any of Vladimir's films, you've seen Pooey.


Pooey!